Once Upon a time there was a un'corn
Her name was Teresa and she sparkled.
Some people said she was very stubborn
As they said this she seemed very puzzled.
She has always been friendly and caring,
And she wanted everyone to love her.
Of course she knew Nick J. was her darling,
But she didn't want to feel like a bother.
So Nick bought her tons of tasty candy
And sud'nly Teresa was happy
She shared some with all her friends that Friday,
Enjoying all her friends' company.
Little did they know she despised them all,
Secretly wanting to throw a meatball.
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